wild Events
Big or small
Two woodland venues. One organic farm. Infinite ways to gather.
Tey Brook Orchard and Chalkney Water Meadows are set on a fifth-generation, family-run organic farm in rural Essex, just an hour outside of London. Hidden among ancient woodland and meadows, they offer a unique setting for rural gatherings that are rich in soul and low in stress.
Want to bring your own caterer? No problem. Fancy a low-key weekend with swims and supper? We can make it happen. Planning a 50th birthday party with 100 guests, a DJ, a fire pit and a pizza truck? We’ll help you plan it.
Our venues
Both venues are solar-powered and designed to minimise environmental impact. We use locally sourced materials and manage our woodland sustainably for firewood and construction.
Chalkney Water Meadows
Capacity: From 10 up to 400 guests.
Key Features:
Lakeside, tree-lined, and made for dancing barefoot into the night.
Three giant Kata tipis with wooden flooring throughout
Dancefloor, PA system and fairy lighting
Firepit and meadow for outdoor feasting
Luxury loos and converted horsebox showers
Glamping village (20 bell tents sleeping 1–5 guests)
Camp kitchen with pizza oven & BBQ
Getting ready tent with mirrors and plug sockets
Additional bell tents, pitches, and stretch tents available
Tey brook Orchard
Capacity: From 8 to 150 guests.
Key Features:
A secluded woodland orchard that feels worlds away from the everyday.
Boho marquee (60ft x 30ft) with wooden florring throughout
Dancefloor, PA system and festoon lighting
Stretch tent (May to October)
Orchard Kitchen with clay pizza oven, BBQ & prep area
Modern Washhouse with hot showers and flushing loos
Firepit, festoon lighting, and woodland trails
10+ glamping dwellings (bell tents, yurts, shepherd's hut, grain silo)
Additional bell tents and pitches available
Wood-fired hot tub available
what we offer
We host all sorts of events, from low-key celebrations to high-energy weekends. Milestone birthdays, wellness retreats, supper clubs, summer parties, off-site strategy days, or simply a reason to bring your favourite people together.
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Exclusive hire of the venue. There is so much opportunity to make it your own.
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Dancefloor, sound system, bar service, extra accommodation, experiences.
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From intimate gatherings to large-scale celebrations, we work with you to create the right set-up.
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Our wonderful events team is here to help, from suppliers to styling ideas.
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From luxury cabins to bell tents, all with beds, bedding, towels and thoughtful touches.
Plan your next event with us
RELAXED Hens and stags
corporate retreats
WELLNESS retreats
SPECIAL GATHERINGS
Feature | Tey Brook Orchard | Chalkney Water Meadows |
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Exclusive use of the venue | ✓ | ✓ |
Fully equipped meeting and dining spaces | ✓ | ✓ |
Fire pits and outdoor seating areas | ✓ | ✓ |
PA systems and sound equipment | ✓ | ✓ |
LED and festoon lighting | ✓ | ✓ |
On-site parking for cars and coaches | ✓ | ✓ |
Guest capacity | 8 to 150 guests | 10 to 400 guests |
Accommodation on-site | 10+ glamping dwellings (bell tents, yurts, shepherd’s hut, grain silo) | 20+ bell tents in glamping village, plus 3 luxury cabins |
Cabins | New accommodation coming in 2026 | 3 luxury cabins (2 with hot tubs) |
Water-based activities | — | ✓ |
Setting | Secluded woodland orchard | Lakeside meadow surrounded by trees |
Main event structures | Boho marquee, stretch tent (May–Oct) | Three giant Kata tipis with wooden flooring and a stretch tent |
Catering facilities | Orchard kitchen with clay pizza oven, BBQ & prep area | Camp kitchen with pizza oven & BBQ |
Wash facilities | Modern washhouse with hot showers and loos | Luxury loos, converted horsebox showers |
Additional options | Extra bell tents and pitches, wood-fired hot tub, speakers/dancefloor for disco | Extra bell tents and pitches, larger event capacity, speakers/dancefloor for disco |
Lighting & ambience | Firepit, festoon lighting, woodland trails | Firepit, festoon lighting, lakeside setting |
stay the night
From cosy cabins to charming bell tents, Browning Bros. offers versatile accommodation options across our two venues. Whether you’re planning a corporate retreat, a wedding, or a private event, we provide spaces to relax, connect, and recharge in the beauty of the great outdoors.
We offer three beautiful cabins at Chalkney Water Meadows, a mix of accommodation options at Teybrook and Nomadic tents at both sites, all furnished with a double bed, bedside tables, a table and two chairs, full bedding, and bath towels. Some tents have a basic power supply, while others include battery lanterns for a cosy, off-grid vibe. Both sites have proper toilets and showers for glamping guests, and their own camp kitchen.